[✭] meme prompts 1

[shinn]

apron
ran fujimiya. weiss kreuz

Florists during this certain day, waiters during this certain night! It was an expensive gathering hosted by one of the government officials of Japan and Weiss was invited to be the cat-like assassins that they were. Persia had informed them the previous night that Schwarz was going to be there in hopes of assassinating the host themselves. Of course, their goal as good assassins (despite how misleading that may be) was to stop Schwarz, and hopefully get rid of them for good.

Manx gave Weiss instructions as well as a game plan. In fact, before Persia contacted the four assassins, she had already made her way into the preparations of the event to give way to the assassins' easy entrance and blending in. Yohji was tasked to be a waiter and walk around and talk to people. Manx specified that he was to flirt with no one, much to his dismay. Ken was part of the bouncers who waited at the entrance of the event hall. He looked stupid and actually looked like the bouncers' water boy or something because of how scrawny he was; but hey, everyone bought it. Omi was inside the event hall with Yohji, but instead of serving as the guests' waiter, he was one of the little boys who frequented the desserts table. Ran, on the other hand didn't exactly get the best job. Manx explained it well last night.

"We couldn't get any more slots for the event because of certain reasons," she said; "but we were able to get you a pass inside the building. You'll be one of the chefs who will make the food for everyone."

"..."

"Your costumes will be delivered tomorrow."

Too bad they ran out of costumes for Ran, too. Instead of the usual professional chef attire, he was wearing a pink apron which says "I SIZZLE" with a big smiley face printed at the crotch area.

Sometimes, he wondered why he became an assassin and not a thief.

costumes
teddie. persona 4
kanji tatsumi. persona 4
yosuke hanamura. persona 4

It was almost 3 in the morning when Teddie bothered Yosuke in his sleep. He shook him many, many times and dropped a bucket of cold water on him.

"Yosuke! Wake up! I think there's a thief!" he yelled.

Yosuke shot up and slapped Teddie with his pillow. "What the hell, man?! Just-- go back to sleep! It's probably just a dream!" He got up and got another cushion from his closet and placed it over his bed. It was too early to do anything productive. Yosuke'd just take care of his wet bed during the morning.

Teddie crawled back to his bed and hid under the sheets. A few moments later, he heard that strange sound again. It sounded like something or someone was going through the Hanamura belongings in the other room.

Wait, the other room was his room! Well, Yosuke's room was his room too. Yosuke gave him a room just so he would stop bothering him in the dead of night, but Teddie never moved to the other room. He just made it his stockroom for all the things he bought in Junes using his own salary.

"Yosukeeeeeeee..."

The other didn't answer.

Teddie sobbed and tried to ignore the sound. The more he ignored it though, the more he became paranoid. Waking Yosuke up again would probably be useless and he'd be asked to go away and move to another person's house so he had to do this by himself. He was a bear, and bears were the king of the jungle after the lion!

With a lot of hesitation, he left Yosuke's room for a bit, armed with a lampshade. He kicked the other room's door open and used the lampshade as a make-shift gun. "HANDS UP, YOU THIEF!"

It was just Kanji who had... snuck in Yosuke's house. Kanji was also holding up Teddie's mascot head and was currently inside his body.

fuck this
akihiko sanada. persona 3
shinjiro aragaki. persona 3

Ever since Shinji moved back to the dorms, no one bought food from the nearby convenient store. Everyone made sure they'd be done with their extra-curriculars by 7pm in time for dinner time. It was because Shinji cooked dinner all the time, and missing a meal made by him would be a sin. Of course, Shinji didn't exactly let everyone know that he was the one cooking all the meals. He tried to be stealthy cook and put all the meals in plastic and made it look like it was ordered from a local restaurant.

That one night, he made some gyudon.

Later that night, he was in Akihiko's room full of trophies for some manly bonding times.

"Did you eat some of the beef bowls downstairs?" Akihiko asked.

Shinji panicked on the inside and started looking from left to right and right to left. "Uuh... yeah, I did. Something wrong?"

Gekkoukan's golden boy gave his punching bag a jab and then looked at Shinji. "Not really. It just tastes different, you know? The container says that it's from our regular beef bowl place but it just tastes different."

Shinji did not respond.

"The sauce is usually sweeter, and there would be more sesame seeds. You know what I mean?"

Shinji did not respond.

"The beef cuts would normally be thicker too. And the rice would be stickier."

Shinji did not respond.

"And about the sauce. It needed more sweetness, yeah. And it was kind of like water instead of it being sauce. I can't exactly phrase it well but--"

Shinji did not respond.

Instead, he walked out of Akihiko's room and slammed the door.

i_s_l_a_n_d_rp-verse
god why
nagi springfield. negima
sheryl nome. macross frontier

Finally, the curtains were ready for rising. Tonight would be an awesome night. Tonight: the Fall Musical. Tonight: Hercules!

Sheryl didn't mind doing everyone else's make-up. She had to make sure everyone looked pretty, especially Sheena. She'd be the lady of the night, and it would just be terrible if she looked awful or normal on stage. And Sheryl didn't like unpleasant things on stage. Of course, she looked just as captivating as ever too. Everyone looked absolutely perfect. Three bells rang and it was show time!

Judy had delivered her narration well, and the muses did their job well! Sheryl smiled backstage when it was Ranka's solo, too. She was very accomplished for her. And a few scenes later, it was Sheryl's first scene, as well as Nagi's. When she braced the stage, all she could do was gawk.

No, actually. It was gawk, stare, gasp, rinse and repeat.

When the scene was finished and the two of them were backstage again, Sheryl got one of the metal ladders from the crew and dropped it on the Zeus who was wearing a giant banana instead of a robe.

i_s_l_a_n_d_rp-verse
how did this happen
gilgamesh. fate/stay night
c.c.. code geass

He has been waiting for this! FINALLY. After so many years, Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes had the legendary Holy Grail in possession. He had rejoiced and basked in all his glory because of this. So much ecstasy filled him. The Holy Grail. The Holy Grail. No proper words or sentences can describe the kind of feeling Gilgamesh had.

Saber wasn't as relevant anymore. Everything and everyone else was just a speck of dirt now.

Gilgamesh thought of many ways of opening the chest that contained the Holy Grail. He wasn't exactly sure which one to use. He had so many ideas, like opening it like a normal person. That idea was rejected by his inner thoughts because it would make him seem like a peasant. He had another idea: kicking it open like a brash man. That was something he would have normally done, but something special was inside the chest; therefore, it deserved a very special kind of opening. In the end, he just ended up kicking the chest open.

The chest fell to its side, with the lid being kicked off and dismantled from the body. An unconscious green haired girl wearing a straitjacket fell to the floor.

Tonight was going to be a violent night.

i_s_l_a_n_d_rp-verse
lawyer
klavier gavin. ace attorney
hina ichigo. rozen maiden

"Objection! That statement was fallacious. It should be considered invalid and removed from the manuscript immediately."

"Na no~!"

Klavier blinked and then looked at the table where all the evidence were laid for future use in the trial and for records. The judge, the jury, Justice and the audience all placed their eyes on that same table. There was a pink talking doll on it, comfortably seated with a gun, a lamp and a piece of bubble gum.

Silence.

The judge slammed his gavel twice-- no, thrice. "What is this?! WHAT IS THIS?! That is not the witnesses' stand!"

"Herr Judge, she isn't even a witness," Klavier said. He walked up to the table and bent down for some doll to German whisperings.

"Hello, Klavier!" the doll said cheerily. She immediately climbed aboard the Klavier drill hair express and patted him softly. Then she looked at the judge whose eyeballs looked like they were about to pop out. "Güten Tag, Herr Judge!"

Klavier laughed a bit and regained his composure. He was a cool, calm and collected prosecutor. Something like that would have surprised him, especially with how something like that interfered with a very important court procedure, but alas. Klavier was Klavier.

He went back to his spot and reviewed his papers. No one else dared to talk since they were all surprised. Of course, their silence screamed for an explanation from the glimmerous fop of a prosecutor.

He snapped a beat. "I believe the case has no relation whatsoever to a talking doll, ja? Let us proceed."

i_s_l_a_n_d_rp-verse
movies
klavier gavin. ace attorney
midvalley. trigun

Klavier's bandmates didn't exactly believe him when he told them that he was stuck on a tropical island for a good couple of years together with other people from different worlds. Who would believe that kind of trash, anyway? Totally illogical, and a story like that coming from an attorney is absolutely strange too. His bandmates remained skeptic and just let it pass. Klavier had his diva moments, why can't he have his delusional moments?

They believed it though when a man with a saxophone came out of Klavier's closet during the weekly The Gavinners' movie night. They were all in the middle of watching the a new Disney movie about a princess with a magical book entitled "A Princess and the Magical Book" when they heard a crash, followed by another, and then some foul language. Midvalley came out of the closet, a saxophone case in one hand and his other dusting his suit off.

"Hello there, Princess."

The Gavinners save Klavier ran to the stranger and toppled him like a legal wrestling team. Handcuffs were put on him and, well, he was down on the ground and all those other criminal-like things that happen. Of course, there came more cursing from the apprehended with yelling about Sylvia not getting scratched or whatever.

Klavier would have panicked but he just let it go. I mean, what good would it do, anyway? And besides, the moment he'd lose his cool, he would get teased by Daryan and the others again. First, there was diva, and now princess? Nein. He would not have that.

"Come to join us, Herr Midvalley?" he said. He signaled his colleagues to get off the poor man and release him.

Midvalley just raised an eyebrow.

"We're watching a movie," Klavier replied. He chuckled and continued. "Everyone, meet Midvalley. One of the people who was stuck in that island I told you about. He's not the nicest person ever."

Midvalley let the insult slide and pocketed his hands. "A movie? What is it about?"

Daryan harrumphed at Midvalley, then scoffed; "The diva here wanted to watch some stupid movie about a princess and a magical book."

"That wasn't my suggestion! It was his," objected the prosecutor. He pointed at the band's drummer. Who then said the same thing and pointed at the band's bassist. Who then said the same thing and pointed at Daryan. Who just glared at the bassist alongside a heaping of threats.

"I don't think you guys need to watch something like that what with having a Princess Klavier around," Midvalley said. He smirked wheh his eyes came into contact with Klavier's angry pair. "Say, where's your book?"

Klavier started pacing, his hands thrown into the air like a very exasperated man. Well, he was already, at that time. "You just had to bring that up, didn't you?!" His bandmates remained clueless. One bandmate remained clueless and eternally filled with rage.

Midvalley shrugged. "You didn't tell them?" He looked around Klavier's movie room and spotted a shelf full of books. It looked exactly like what the island gave Klavier during that one horrible event with the haunted mansion. The book looked old, but the golden sheen was still very evident. There wasn't anything written on the cover, and when Midvalley checked if there was anything written in it to see if it was the real thing, there wasn't any. It was indeed, the book Klavier got from the island. "This is it, isn't it? Look, it even says here 'The prince and princess meet again by fate under the most unexpected of places and situations'."

Klavier would have interrupted his guest from his reading but before he could interrupt, he was interrupted by his guests "Shut up, Klavier" comments and he continued.

Before he knew it, his bandmates had turned into dragons and he was locked in a tower wearing a frilly pink gown.

And before he knew that before he knew it, Klavier shot up out of bed. It was all just a dream. He checked his cellphone for messages and he saw that Daryan had texted him asking if movie night was going to push through.